The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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