he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
