She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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