"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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