The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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