I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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