i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
and she was petting her beer can
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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