SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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