Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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