you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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