i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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