Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
