Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
