I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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