I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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