would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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