More tranny stories later!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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