I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
