Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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