I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Randomize
