just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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