You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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