: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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