they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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