Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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