Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
