Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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