How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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