NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My legs feel like baby dolphins
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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