so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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