You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
