2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just gift wrapped bread.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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