He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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