Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
