we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Someone signed my nipple.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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