Just mADE A PArabola og urine
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Who died my cat blue again?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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