I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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