Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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