Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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