when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Randomize
