Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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