As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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