Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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