nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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