Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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