I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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