Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I enjoy the company of your penis
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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