Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Barsexuality is the new black.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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