We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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