If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If its not for food we ain't going out.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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