do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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