Fuck appropriateness.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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