It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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