do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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