physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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