You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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